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Those treehugging milksops in the EPA decided to file a lawsuit us

Submitted by itemswow on Fri, 11/13/2015 - 17:08

 And beyond in our constant watch, they may stage group readings of The Vagina Monologues and converge almost all their menstrual cycles.We are, however, looking in to the construction of the glass floor and mandatory skirt policy for dames.To: Board of DirectorsFrom: Jeffrey R. Immelt, CEO, General ElectricGentlemen: Despite the fact that people save millions every year by storing improperly mixed lead paint within the Ohio River instead of disposal through expensive containers, those treehugging milksops in the EPA decided to file a lawsuit us, claiming that "rivers aren't supposed to become flammable" along with a couple of other pseudoscientific hogwash.

In technical terms, the "toxins" we "dump" within the river happen to be causing "cancer" within the inhabitants from the narrow patch of land stretching from Pennsylvania to Alabama. I called my buddies around the state supreme court, and, legally speaking, plain tap water isn't "drink at the own risk.

" Apparently, it's our fault should you're so lazy and stupid that you are able to't afford Perrier.Luckily, we are able to afford some really topnotch lawyers, thanks partly towards the two percent Corporate Benevolence Legal Defense Tax we levied on all wageearning employees. The lawyers let me know not to fret.

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