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Top Ten Reasons to Suspect Your Competitor of Cheating

  1. He always seems to find cards in his sleeves.
  2. Believes that there is a joker in Texas Hold'em.
  3. One of his cards has a hole punched through it.
  4. Insists on stars being a suit; after all, they are marshmallows.
  5. Promises to look after your cards for you
  6. Is a mirror-wielding friend standing behind you?
  7. Pretends to be blind, but knows exactly what suit he is wearing.
  8. He had brought his own chips from home.
  9. Continues to exclaim, "Wow, look over there! ”
  10. He has a pocket ace and four aces on the board.

Top Ten Ways to Determine Whether Your Opponent Is New to Poker

  1. Can't hold two pocket cards in one hand.
  2. Refers to the five of clubs as the 'five of clovers.'
  3. Gets frustrated because he can't find any elevens.
  4. raises his money to 'raise' his bet
  5. Refers to spades as "upside down black hearts with a stem."
  6. Requests that you "give me all your eights."
  7. Believes you require a phone to make a call
  8. When he presses the button, he blindfolds the man to his right.
  9. When asked how many chips he has, he begins to count his fries.
  10. Removes an item of clothing whenever he loses a hand