- He always seems to find cards in his sleeves.
- Believes that there is a joker in Texas Hold'em.
- One of his cards has a hole punched through it.
- Insists on stars being a suit; after all, they are marshmallows.
- Promises to look after your cards for you
- Is a mirror-wielding friend standing behind you?
- Pretends to be blind, but knows exactly what suit he is wearing.
- He had brought his own chips from home.
- Continues to exclaim, "Wow, look over there! ”
- He has a pocket ace and four aces on the board.
Top Ten Ways to Determine Whether Your Opponent Is New to Poker
- Can't hold two pocket cards in one hand.
- Refers to the five of clubs as the 'five of clovers.'
- Gets frustrated because he can't find any elevens.
- raises his money to 'raise' his bet
- Refers to spades as "upside down black hearts with a stem."
- Requests that you "give me all your eights."
- Believes you require a phone to make a call
- When he presses the button, he blindfolds the man to his right.
- When asked how many chips he has, he begins to count his fries.
- Removes an item of clothing whenever he loses a hand